“I am a scholar of stupidity, so thanks for existing.”

“Publicity is the soul of stupidity, but we must not forget that we live in a stupid universe, so publicity is the engine of our world.”

“Hegel used to say that the familiar, precisely because it is familiar, remains unknown. Thats why we don't know so much about stupidity.”

“Voicemail #1: Hi, Isabel Culpeper. I am lying in my bed, looking at the ceiling. I am mostly naked. I am thinking of your mother. Call me.Voicemail #2: The first minute and thirty seconds of Ive G...”

“Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means.”

“Why is it that none of the things I construct ever make me feel safe? The answer lies in the fact that safety cant be created. It can only be found. And the only thing I've found thats never been c...”

“Your heart doesn't care about being easy. Your heart only cares about what's true for you.”

“I am also an author. Please check out my novel, A Life Worth Dreaming About.”

“Stars are the souls of old sailors. They plot the skies and guide the wayward home.”

“Good books are never finished but abandoned.”