“Cassidy continued to rub his chest and groaned at Ollie pleadingly. I don"t like it. Make it stop.It"s just love, sweetie. It won"t kill you. I promi”

“All Mad"'He is mad as a hare, poor fellow, And should be in chains,' you say,I haven't a doubt of your statement, But who isn't mad, I pray?Why, the world is a great asylum, And the people are all...”

“I write humor as it's pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum.”

“Cassidy continued to rub his chest and groaned at Ollie pleadingly. I don"t like it. Make it stop.It"s just love, sweetie. It won"t kill you. I promi”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”