“Strive to follow your big dreams. If you fail, cherish the valuable experience gained during the process. Theres always a second time.”

“Technology fuels economy, unfortunately in todays world its the fuel that drags economy”

“Life is too short to be complicated by rules, live it big”

“Life Sucks. True, but it depends what you let it suck out of you Pain or Fun!”

“High Maintenance; I dont like to live in place that snows a lot, albeit Id love to visit one. I wont marry a super model, albeit date one.”

“Never buy your kid a Puzzle that you can't solve!”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“...but there's always he'll want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I mean.""Wow that would be terrific," I said”

“I have one word to say upon the subject of profound writers, who are grown very numerous of late; and I know very well the judicious world is resolved to list me in that number. I conceive therefor...”

“Uh, excuse me, sir, I, uh, don't known how to uh, to uh, tell you this, but you were three minutes late. The schedule is a little, uh, bit off."He grinned sheepishly."That's ridiculous!" murmured t...”