“Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (shes an Episcopalian), some of Jesus best friends were sex workers.”

“Good listeners, I dont need to tell you that now more than ever, were living in Godless times. Were living in a time when the Bible is shunned in our schools in favour of scientific evolutionary li...”

“You never think its going to happen to you, do you?”

“Are we all, at heart, just Internet trolls?”

“Good listeners, I don’t need to tell you that now more than ever, we’re living in Godless times. We’re living in a time when the Bible is shunned in our schools in favour of scientific evolutionary...”

“You never think it’s going to happen to you, do you?”

“To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend becaus...”

“When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, "What was it that you wanted and why didn't you fight for it?”

“True love is finding your soulmate in your best friend”

“You can't get too far into the Gospels without noticing that Jesus made a pretty lousy apologist.”

“True spirituality is "the place where desperation meets Jesus.”

“In Jesus the full meaning of peace is revealed: he gave peace, made peace and is our peace (Jn. 14:27; Eph. 2:14f.).”