“Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (shes an Episcopalian), some of Jesus best friends were sex workers.”

“Good listeners, I dont need to tell you that now more than ever, were living in Godless times. Were living in a time when the Bible is shunned in our schools in favour of scientific evolutionary li...”

“You never think its going to happen to you, do you?”

“Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she’s an Episcopalian), some of Jesus’ best friends were sex workers.”

“Good listeners, I don’t need to tell you that now more than ever, we’re living in Godless times. We’re living in a time when the Bible is shunned in our schools in favour of scientific evolutionary...”

“You never think it’s going to happen to you, do you?”

“I picture it like Judgement Day,' he says finally, his eyes on the water. 'We'll rise up out of our bodies and find each other again in spirit form. We'll meet in that new place, all of us together...”

“There are few times that I feel more at peace, more in tune, more Zen, if you will, than when I force myself to unplug.”

“[B]ecause the minimum costs of being an organization in the first place are relatively high, certain activities may have some value but not enough to make them worth pursuing in any organized way. ...”

“On the right, a brigade of trolls. On the left, squabling civil servants. Invasion of zombies. Have I managed to summarize the zeitgeist now?”