“Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.”

“The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.”

“If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!”

“A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.”

“Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.”

“Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.”

“If people were more concerned with how they looked on the inside, then on the outside, the world would be a nicer place to exist.”

“If you say that you never lie in life,you honestly insult my intelligence.”

“Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.”

“Three hundred types of mussel, a third of the worlds total, live in the Smokies. Smokies mussels have terrific names, like purple wartyback, shiny pigtoe, and monkeyface pearlymussel. Unfortunately...”

“I think now that maybe true sweetness can only happen in limbo.”

“We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these...”

“A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.”

“A mathematician is an individual who constructs space with 0D particles and then places a bowling ball on this invisible canvas to explain how gravity works.”

“A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.”