“Wagners music is better than it sounds.”

“There must be at least 500 million rats in the United States of course I am speaking only from memory.”

“There must be at least 500 million rats in the United States of course I am speaking only from memory.”

“Wagners music is better than it sounds.”

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”

“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”

“Its hard to stay up. Its been a long long dayAnd you've got the sandman at your door. But hang on, leave the TV on and lets do it anyway.Its ok. You can always sleep through work tomorrow. Ok?Hey, ...”

“The waters of the stream played the part of the orchestra, and the sunlight provided the dancers. Every now and then a crescendo of wind highlighted the symphony in the clearing by the creek.”

“Dont get stressed over the little things and make sure you live life to the fullest.”