“Theyd tried to diagnose him but there was no apparent medical explanation for his behaviour. He was just what his mum called away with the fairies and Max called a bit of a lost cunt.”

“He wasnt a pretty boy, his nose was crooked and his grin lopsided, but he had that square-jawed, salt-of-the-earth handsome look that made a girl think of loose-hipped cowboys and demanding Scottis...”

“He wasn’t a pretty boy, his nose was crooked and his grin lopsided, but he had that square-jawed, salt-of-the-earth handsome look that made a girl think of loose-hipped cowboys and demanding Scotti...”

“Theyd tried to diagnose him but there was no apparent medical explanation for his behaviour. He was just what his mum called away with the fairies and Max called a bit of a lost cunt.”

“Dream as if youll live forever. Live as if youll die today.”

“Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean)”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”