“If you love someone, why would you want that person to change?”

“Never let a boy know youre crazy about him. Hell lose interest, and then youll be a loser.”

“I really hope he shapes up, you know? Hes got a good head on his shoulders when hes not trying to give himself alcohol poisoning.”

“Never let a boy know you’re crazy about him. He’ll lose interest, and then you’ll be a loser.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”