“Scusi mia bella*, but it runs in the blood of all Italians to be skillful lovers. So you have to get used to this.”

“You can't push me away, mio cuore. You can't!”

“I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay.”

“A brave girl! And a unique one. The best that I have ever met in my life.”

“You're very naive and innocent, and don't understand a lot of things yet.”

“I swear I won't touch you even with a finger until you ask me yourself.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Like most bad ideas, it started with alcohol.”

“Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.”

“So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.”