“No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time. ”

“Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too.”

“Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a tragedy”

“Laziness is a secret ingredient that goes into failure. But it's only kept a secret from the person who fails.”

“When one teaches, two learn.”

“People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”