“Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.”

“Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.”

“Well, I'm not a big sports fan.”

“I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.”

“Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.”

“One of the great problems of philosophy, is the relationship between the realm of knowledge and the realm of values. Knowledge is what is; values are what ought to be. I would say that all traditio...”