“We all make mistakes. The more you punish yourself for them, the harder it is to live.”

“You were sizzling, like sausages in a frying pan.”

“I just don't get it. You've been in love with this bloke since you were a kid, and he's never once got his hair cut short enough that it doesn't poke him in the damn eye.”

“Sorry we’re late. Liam had to make sure his hair fell just right.”

“What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when youre so ugly on the inside?”

“You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.”

“Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper.”

“There are only two things youll ever need to know about me, Farinand you should know them well. Im very smart, and Im very rich.”

“I will defend the absolute value of Mozart over Miley Cyrus, of course I will, but we should be wary of false dichotomies. You do not have to choose between one or the other. You can have both. The...”

“How can a rational being be ennobled by any thing that is not obtained by its own exertions?”

“Symbolic of life, hair bolts from our head[s]. Like the earth, it can be harvested, but it will rise again. We can change its color and texture when the mood strikes us, but in time it will return ...”

“Naked you are blue like the night in Cuba,you have vines and stars in your hair,”

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”