“Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.”

“A wife encourages her husband's egoism in order to exercise her own.”

“Worry is like a rocking-chair. It gives you something to do buy gets you nowhere.”

“But if that was going to happen, it was going to happen whether or not he worried about it.”

“Perhaps the greatest worry of all was that one day you would realize that all the worries of your life amounted to one thing: the desire to just stop worrying.”