“You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along.”

“she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.”

“Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.”

“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.”

“There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.”

“Higher-level capture devices, because they are complicated and involve novel applications of new technologies, tend to fail in unexpected ways. Thus, only after some years was it realized that Hot ...”

“Winning isn't everything--but wanting to win is.”

“Baseball is only a game, a game of inches and a lot of luck. During a time of all-out war, sports are very insignificant.”