“Ask not for a lighter load but for broader shoulders”

“What you don't see with your eyes don't invent with your tongue.”

“Worries go down better with soup than without.”

“When you have no choice mobilize the spirit of courage.”

“Make sure to send a lazy man for the Angel of Death.”

“The innkeeper loves the drunkard but not for a son-in-law.”

“A soldier's life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I've been able to follow my kid's progress from the day he was born until now he is able to walk and talk a little, and although I have ...”

“It takes a society to raise a generation.”

“Being a parent is dirty and scary and beautiful and hard and miraculous and exhausting and thankless and joyful and frustrating all at once. Its everything. (Confessions of a Scary Mommy, Gallery B...”