“Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.”

“She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.”

“Close your eyes and click your heals three times...because there's no place like Dome.”

“Horace, like all dogs, heard dead-voices quite often, and sometimes saw their owners. The dead were all around, but living people saw them no more than they could smell most of the ten thousand aro...”

“I guess a sock is also a geometric shapetechnicallybut I don't know what you'd call it. A socktagon?”

“Never give a good politician time to pray.”

“The truth." Dumbledore sighed. "It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”