A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Wilson Mizner.
“Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.”
“Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.”
“The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.”
“The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.”
“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.”
“Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.”
“So said Hair-Face, and they killed him, because, they said, he was a wild man and wanted to go back and live in a tree. It was very strange. Whenever a man arose and wanted to go forward all those ...”
“We fool ourselves so much we could do it for a living.”
“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”
“And, conversely, she went on to herself, sneering at the Grand Duke's palace, poverty is wasted on the poor, who never know how to make the best of things, are only the rich without money, are just...”
“In wars, boy, fools kill other fools for foolish causes”
“He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.”