“In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.”

“There is one kind of laugh that I always did recommend; it looks out of the eye first with a merry twinkle, then it creeps down on its hands and knees and plays around the mouth like a pretty moth ...”

“the squeeky wheel gets the grease.”

“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.”

“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.”

“One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.”

“In my opinion, the sun was made to light worthier toil than this.”

“Perhaps if we could popularise through the techniques of branding and consumerism, a different idea, a different narrative, perhaps the world can change. After all it changes constantly and incessa...”

“The owner of the means of production is in a position to purchase the labor power of the worker. By using the means of production, the worker produces new goods which become the property of the cap...”