“Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.”

“Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.”

“In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.”

“Money can only used to buy man-made goods.”

“And don't tell me debt is not a big deal. Debt will cut off your legs and laugh at you as you grovel in the dirt begging for mercy. If you don't need it, don't get it. If you can't afford it, don't...”

“One thing you'll learn when you're in the business of selling utter shite to the Great British Public is that there's really no bottom to where they'll go. Shit food, shit TV, shit bands, shit film...”