“I looked in the mirror and realized that I was already dead. I let you kill me one piece at a time, starting when I was, what? Eight years old? Nine? You killed yourself and then you came after us.”

“I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce ...”

“The demon is crouched in the corner, between the Cheetos and the onion dip. Its a small one, only about four feet tall: a low-level creeper. I flick my gaze over the spot like I dont see it and ope...”

“The demon is crouched in the corner, between the Cheetos and the onion dip. It’s a small one, only about four feet tall: a low-level creeper. I flick my gaze over the spot like I don’t see it and o...”

“I spent the last Friday of summer vacation spreading hot, sticky tar across the roof of George Washington High. My companions were Dopey, Toothless, and Joe, the brain surgeons in charge of buildin...”

“If we understand we need each other, we will keep together.”

“Work with enthusiasm.”

“Work with joy.”