...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one
“Unhappy times are the best for levity. You don't light candles in the middle of the day, do you?”
“You make yourself too hard, you make yourself brittle too. Crack once, crack all to pieces”
“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”
“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”
“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”
“How can he not share his newfound joy with his fellow man? And it is joy. Theres a pure kind of joy in the certainty of belief. The certainty that your life has purpose and meaning.”
“Rush-hour on the A rain. A blind man staggers forth, his cane tapping lightlyown the aisle. He leans against the door,raises a violin to chin, and says Im sorry to bother you, folks. But please. Ju...”
“If you don't know when you're good, how can you know when you're bad?”
“Suspense left my life a long time ago, now it has returned. I do not care for it.”
“I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.”
“The only really interesting thing iswhat happens between two people in a room.”
