“The memories: they are the reality.”

“When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief.”

“What he knows now is that guilt isnt the only reason people commit suicide. Sometimes you can just get bored with afternoon TV.”

“His story is simple, because simple is always best.”

“Most people are sheep and sheep don't eat meat”

“You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.”

“Sometimes the gap between what you are and what you want to be is a little piece of paper called your college degree. So jump.”

“I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.”

“Smart Technology is making us stupid.”

“Smart is what you learn from others. Wise is what you learn from yourself.”

“You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a lot.”