All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.
“Now that you're a Skinny Bitch, don't turn into a skinny bitch. We conceived of the title, Skinny Bitch, to get attention and sell books.... But we are not bitches, and we have no desire to promote...”
“We are spiritual beings walking around in these crazy skin suits. Our insides are much more important than our outsides.”
“Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't fucking drink it.”
“If Samkhya-Yoga philosophy does not explain the reason and origin of the strange partnership between the spirit and experience, at least tries to explain the nature of their association, to define ...”
“I learned early on that most yoga poses are about showing off. You find something amazing you can do, and suddenly, Shazamyoure a guru, ready for your groupies.”
“Everything is sorrow for the wise.”