“Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise its too homo for them to handle.”

“All subjects are the same. I memorize notes for a test, spew it, ace it, then forget it. What makes this scary for the future of our country is that I'm in the tip-top percentile on every standardi...”

“Its not my fault that these are the problems Ive been put on this earth to deal with, right? Theyre petty, they piss me off, and theyre all mine”

“Then a lightning bolt shot straight through my skivvies. Sha-ZAM!”

“I read your poem," I croaked. "'Fall.'"Then something I never thought would happen, happened: Marcus Flutie was shocked by something I said."You did?" he said. "I thought you lost it!""Well someone...”

“What is your definition of skank?' I ask.'A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows.”

“The way he looked at you. I got it then. He loved you, and it was killing him. He won't get over you, Clary, he can't.”

“First of all, love is a joint experience between two persons but the fact that it is a joint experience does not mean that it is a similar experience to the two people involved. There are the love...”

“I have to admit, an unrequited love is so much better than a real one. I mean, it's perfect... As long as something is never even started, you never have to worry about it ending. It has endless po...”