Youre drunk. Theyd arrest you on the spot. What? Theres no law against driving a car when youre drunk. He swayed back and forth while he spoke. Besides, Im not drunk. Fine, youre not drunk, but youve been drinking and there is a law that says you cant drive when youre drunk. Its called driving while intoxicated or driving under the influence or something like that. Ill drive. Hmmm Never heard of it. Okay- you drive.

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