“I am the perfect version of me.”

“But if you tame me, then weshall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, Ishall be unique in all the world.”

“I don't want the world to keep turning without me on it.”

“As you turn into a daddy, soon now, youll find that, on marrying, a man and woman start actually living.”

“She was going to go to her room,munch on chocolate,then collapse into bed.And if her upstairs neighbors decided to talk about who the daddy was or cry again about how much David was loved,she'd go ...”

“Southern DADDYDandy At Doin Diapers Yall!”