“Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.”

“If you keep your eyes so fixed on heaven that you never look at the earth, you will stumble into hell.”

“Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.”

“Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.”

“Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.”

“A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.”

“If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.”

“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed...”

“I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”

“Have you ever dealt with people who have lost everything in just an hour? In the morning you leave the house where your wife, your children, your parents live. You return and you find a smoking pit...”

“Success is the best revenge.”

“Revenge sex is not something we seek, but once in your mouth it can be liberating if you just swallow.”

“The more clearly you understand yourself and your emotions, the more you become a lover of what is.”

“There are only two ways to live your life: as though nothing is a miracle, or as though everything is a miracle.”

“The moral of the tale is, don't live for the approval of others. The real you is here to find out the secret of life, not to satisfy someone else's opinion.”