“People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.”

“Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.”

“I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.”

“Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.”

“To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.”

“[Conservative talk radio hosts] have conned the American people into thinking there is such a thing as a pro-life, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-death penalty Christian.”

“I'm oxygen and he's dying to breathe.”

“Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like b...”

“It was many and many a year ago,In a kingdom by the sea,That a maiden there lived whom you may knowBy the name of ANNABEL LEE;And this maiden she lived with no other thoughtThan to love and be love...”