“I look forward to growing old and wise and audacious.”

“Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh well I think of my sex life.”

“When man will return to nature, nature will return to him.”

“The sky is an enormous man.”

“When the full-grown poet came,Out spake pleased Nature (the round impassive globe, with all its shows of day and night,) saying, He is mine;But out spake too the Soul of man, proud, jealous and unr...”

“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as ...”

“Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.”

“Youre a good man who happens to be a vampire. We arent human, but that doesnt make us monsters.”

“I always felt thrilled and amazed that I could put actor on my tax form.”

“The power to tax is the power to destroy.”

“It seems like the richer you are, the more chance you have of paying less tax.”