Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
“Our language one of our most precious natural resources deserves at least as much protection as our woodlands streams and whooping cranes.”
“If hes not calling you, its because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesnt follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this an...”
“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You dont need another. Make a space in your life fo...”
“We hear the world governments talking about peace but we know each government is busy secretly making weapons capable of destroying the entire planet.”
“She let out a laugh, and then she put her hand over her mouth, like she was angry at herself for forgetting her sadness.”
“If you don't learn to laugh at life it'll surely kill you, that I know.”
“Through all of living have much joy and laughter, life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.”
“Blood is one of the things that made fights cool. Like, you knew it had gotten serious. I understand why we don't do it anymore.”
“If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?”
“Why is it that I notice so many brilliant scientists using Macs for their personal computers why does the Lawrence Livermore & Berkeley Labs buy millions of dollars worth of Macs? ”
