“Militant feminists are prochoice because its their ultimate avenue of power over men. And believe me, to them it is a question of power. It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of soci...”

“I'm pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.”

“Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.”

“I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.”

“I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement, especially walking behind it.”

“He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.”

“People see my photos and think I labor over my image and I'm this cool, brooding artist. But I'm just having fun with it.”

“I'm really into extreme sports and just having fun.”

“I'm a teen boy, so I like seeing blood and guts. I know it's fake, but I'm having fun.”

“When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.”

“Back in the days when gladiators hacked away at each other, there was always the man who decided whether the defeated should live or die. The job is usually given to the Emperor in movies, but in f...”

“Pursuing fun is exhausting. Having fun is just fun. Much more relaxing just to do your work, don't you think? I mean if you enjoy it.”