“Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.”

“Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.”

“I don't think anybody whose ever been divorced can tell you divorce is easy or fun or feels like anything other than a tremendous failure.”

“There are a lot of good things about being famous but there are a few not so good things too.”

“I've been famous for a long, long time. So I don't think of it - I think of it very differently. It's the normal temperature of my room.”

“I've never been willing to lie about my age. Why on earth would I want to tell people I'm 35, which I'm not, and have them say, 'Oh that's nice,' when I could tell them I'm 47, which I am, and have...”

“I don't like work--no man does--but I like what is in the work--the chance to find yourself. Your own reality--for yourself not for others--what no other man can ever know. They can only see the me...”

“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.”

“Earning happiness means doing good and working, not speculating and being lazy. Laziness may look inviting, but only work gives you true satisfaction.”

“When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”

“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.”

“This is where it all begins. Everything starts here, today.”

“I feel like every project I work on is a dream project, so long as I am learning.”

“Love, too, has to be learned.”

“Every pain is a lesson.”