“Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.”

“Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.”

“I don't think anybody whose ever been divorced can tell you divorce is easy or fun or feels like anything other than a tremendous failure.”

“There are a lot of good things about being famous but there are a few not so good things too.”

“I've been famous for a long, long time. So I don't think of it - I think of it very differently. It's the normal temperature of my room.”

“It's my experience that you really can't lose when you try the truth.”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”

“Lost Time is never found again.”

“How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever.”

“Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.”

“I am not saying that Hitler was a choir boy. But I am saying, let him who was innocent in the Second World War cast the first stone.”

“Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.”

“Pride is ugly. It says, 'If you succeed, I am a failure.'”