“Love, when spelled backwards and read phonetically, reads evil”

“Let me remind you of what got me this far, picture me quitting, now draw a circle around it and put a line through it, sl#t!”

“Don't let them say you ain't beautiful. They can all get fu#ked just stay true to you.”

“God gave you them shoes to fit you, so put them on and wear them. Be yourself man, be proud of who you are. Even if it sounds corny, dont let no one tell you, you aint beautiful.”

“Well walk this road together, through the storm. Whatever weather, cold or warm.”

“I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you.”

“Its hard to stay up. Its been a long long dayAnd you've got the sandman at your door. But hang on, leave the TV on and lets do it anyway.Its ok. You can always sleep through work tomorrow. Ok?Hey, ...”

“The waters of the stream played the part of the orchestra, and the sunlight provided the dancers. Every now and then a crescendo of wind highlighted the symphony in the clearing by the creek.”

“Dont get stressed over the little things and make sure you live life to the fullest.”