“I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.”

“Girls you've gotta know when it's time to turn the page.”

“So, you can make me come, that doesn't make you Jesus.”

“I salute to you Commanderand I sneeze'Cause I have Nowan AllergyTo your policies it seemsWhere have we gone wrong America?Mr. Lincoln we can't seemto find you anywhere out of the millionsFrom the d...”

“Everybody told me this 'girl on the piano' thing was never going to work.”

“What girls do to each other is beyond description. No Chinese torture comes close.”

“Its hard to stay up. Its been a long long dayAnd you've got the sandman at your door. But hang on, leave the TV on and lets do it anyway.Its ok. You can always sleep through work tomorrow. Ok?Hey, ...”

“The waters of the stream played the part of the orchestra, and the sunlight provided the dancers. Every now and then a crescendo of wind highlighted the symphony in the clearing by the creek.”

“Dont get stressed over the little things and make sure you live life to the fullest.”