I wouldnt want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I help you get out of your clothes? Im an expert in platonic undressings. He gave me that wicked smile. Give it a rest. Im not going to strip naked in front of you, and Id rather pee in private. Half the injuries in a home happen in the bathroom. What kind of friend would I be to let you face that kind of danger alone? I mean, sure, you walked out of death, but this is a shower. Shame. Get out of my bathroom.

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