“Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.”

“Once I was King of the Titans. Now I need a MedicAlert bracelet and a subscription to the Safe Return program. Can you put out a Silver Alert on a god? Ive fallen and I cant get up.”

“I have a question for you. When you were a little boy, is this the man you dreamed of becoming?”

“Schopenhauer wrote that to desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake. He was correct.”

“Ive been working on something that merges rap with classical. I call it Babys Got Bach.”

“At my age, every day that I overcome simple inertia is a victory.”

“The sight of a worm excites my reverence more than all the gods men have invented.”

“For the natural polytheist, whose gods arise in and from the natural material world ... Our gods not only have transcendent eyes and metaphysical hands. They have antlers and feathers, hooves and s...”

“I sing to you of many more gods, gods of wind and water, gods of each mineral and the events that created them. I sing to you of the gods of protons, of quarks, of atomic forces binding and holding...”