“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

“I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.”

“Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.”

“I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form.”

“I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.”

“I need sex for a clear complexion but I'd rather do it for love.”

“I'll never wake up in a good mood again.I'm tired of these stinky boots”

“Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?”

“Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.”