“Here it was, the first of many lies hed have to come up with. Bella threw a knife at my head. Hed do better with the next lie.”

“Antoinette had squinty eyes she could barely open under the six pounds of mascara and teal eye shadow she mustve applied with a paint roller, and lips that were puckered on a permanent basis as if ...”

“Fortunately for Alan’s sake, Frank preferred beauty over age so I had no need to defend my territory.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy - in fact, they are almost inc...”

“And yes, Ill admit, I am jealous. Im jealous of every minute you spend with him, of every concerned expression you send his way, of every tear shed, of every glance, every touch, and every thought....”

“Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves.”