“We can get you a throne with snakes. Ill stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with hi...”

“Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy - in fact, they are almost inc...”

“And yes, Ill admit, I am jealous. Im jealous of every minute you spend with him, of every concerned expression you send his way, of every tear shed, of every glance, every touch, and every thought....”

“Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves.”

“Love is not something you protect. Its something you risk.”

“I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't very far.”

“Can I try something?" I said. "If you dont' like it, I'll stop.”

“South Park started as a little video Christmas card.”