“Whats wrong is that every morning and every night, I lie in bed wondering why youre not beside me.”

“Theres something different about him, and I dont have to think hard to see it. Something about the way he takes over a room, the way he looks at me, like he has already identified and can disarm ev...”

“Society is better off with me in a gym.”

“Do You think it matters if they're tiny or deep? he asked. Well, if they're not tiny breaths and they're not deep breaths, then they're just ... breaths. Then you're just breathing for the sake of ...”

“Must have been some kind a nightmare.Yeah, I answer, my usual calm, vacant voice returning. Cant wait to wake up.”

“No human can bury their past indefinitely. Its only a matter of time before you crack.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy - in fact, they are almost inc...”

“And yes, Ill admit, I am jealous. Im jealous of every minute you spend with him, of every concerned expression you send his way, of every tear shed, of every glance, every touch, and every thought....”

“Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves.”