“If I had some of Jesus' tools, I'd build a big house that has no rules. And a bed that's big enough for 13 babies, and me & Miss Olivia Brown.”

“We live, we love, we let it go.”

“Walking thru this graveyard, I realize times were never really hard. We live, we love, we let it go. The world ain't changed me at all.”

“The crickets still sing in October. And lilly, she's trying to bloom. Tho she's resting her head on the shoulder of death, she still shines by the light of the moon.”

“I've still got the bible, I stole that night from my revival. From some hotel on 35.”

“Someday when we're older, we'll learn who to trust. But heroes and saviors, can't save folks like us.”

“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”

“It is very normal for one ugly weed to not want to stand alone.”

“A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy - in fact, they are almost inc...”

“And yes, Ill admit, I am jealous. Im jealous of every minute you spend with him, of every concerned expression you send his way, of every tear shed, of every glance, every touch, and every thought....”

“Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves.”