“Anyway, this girl... she's the love of my life. She's smart and funny and unbelievably compassionate. She forgives people even when they don't deserve it. She-""Good lay?" Pace interrupts. "Oh yeah...”

“And all those things you listed right now, theyrethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you dont want me. You want me andGarrett.”

“someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rantsand her calming presence andhello, irony.”

“The accusation raises my hackles. Why? Because Im a player? Indignation makesmy tone harsher than I intend for it to be. Have you ever thought that maybe itsbecause I havent met the right girl yet?...”

“And all those things you listed right now, they’rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don’t want me. You want me andGarrett.”

“The accusation raises my hackles. “Why? Because I’m a player?” Indignation makesmy tone harsher than I intend for it to be. “Have you ever thought that maybe it’sbecause I haven’t met the right gir...”

“You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.”

“Sometimes the gap between what you are and what you want to be is a little piece of paper called your college degree. So jump.”

“I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.”

“Any man's a fool who lets himself be a wage-earning slave, today.”

“If love is like a possession, maybe my letter are like my exorcisms”

“I had fallen too far. I was in love with Rush Finlay.”

“Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.”

“I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.”

“Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.”