“The Baron was good with two things: sex, and death. And what was sex anywaywhat was orgasm but what the French (those cunning linguists of the language of love) referred to as a Little Death? What ...”

“If theres anything in life thats an undisputed fact, its this: Buildings with strange symbols carved in their lintels are bad news. You rarely find symbols leading to unicorns and fields of candyan...”

“So, if the zombies are coming to town, why exactly are we coming back here?Dont call them that.But they areNo, theyre not. Theyre mutants or science gone awry orsomething. Anything but zombies. How...”

“Little is known about the love lives of the undead. Really, past the brain-eating, reanimated corpse angle, not much is said for the zombies perspective. So they ate brainsbig deal! Sure, they were...”

“There are probably more of us. If were all zombies, thentheres got to be more. I say we go up to the cemetery and find out.Can we get soda on the way?Nothing washes down brains better than a can of...”

“The Baron was good with two things: sex, and death. And what was sex anyway—what was orgasm but what the French (those cunning linguists of the language of love) referred to as a Little Death? What...”

“Jesus Christ, it's like living with Stevie bloody Nicks,' I said, 'only without the cocaine, which would be more fun.”

“There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol."..."There was a thing called the soul and a thing called immortality."..."But they used to take ...”

“Happiness is my drug of choice.”