“The secret to my success is actually simple: I failed so many times that succeeding eventually became a mathematical certainty.”

“It is good to know one's enemy.It is better to know one's self.”

“I don't believe in your God. And he sure as hell doesn't believe in me.”

“To make love last, you've got to treat it like the ultimate poker hand; you've got to go all in.”

“Writer's Block: making authors miserable since the Stone Age.”

“When it comes to overcoming writing hurdles, getting sick is like suffering a review from a critic with an axe to grind; you can't let it get you down!”

“Writer's Block: making authors miserable since the Stone Age.”

“Sometimes, I’ll craft a scene that’s so poignant; on the last keystroke I’ll raise my hands high overhead and scream “Yes!” at the top of my lungs. I have yet to experience an orgasm so powerful an...”