“The secret to my success is actually simple: I failed so many times that succeeding eventually became a mathematical certainty.”

“It is good to know one's enemy.It is better to know one's self.”

“I don't believe in your God. And he sure as hell doesn't believe in me.”

“Writer's Block: making authors miserable since the Stone Age.”

“Sometimes, Ill craft a scene thats so poignant; on the last keystroke Ill raise my hands high overhead and scream Yes! at the top of my lungs. I have yet to experience an orgasm so powerful and ful...”

“When it comes to overcoming writing hurdles, getting sick is like suffering a review from a critic with an axe to grind; you can't let it get you down!”

“Seeing old photographs, we get enamored by the memories we made which will keep tugging at our heart-strings forever and ever...”

“I dont complain about playing time. My job is to do so well the coach cant sit me.”

“They said i run away coz i cant face situatonsI run away coz i dont want to get people seriously harmed or killed.Stop judging peoples, no one needs your cocksucking opinions.”