“You made a lifetime commitment before God and the world. A silly thing like a divorce doesnt reverse it.”

“Im not God, and I cant always offer chances. Im not sure if this wont be your last.”

“Most of my money remains in England, although my unworthy carcass may not under usual circumstances ...”

“... but well be back for dinner especially if youre having soup de jour!Now, Troy! You know very well that soup de jour means soup of the day. It changes every time!”

“She must ask; she must heal, and if she couldnt heal, she must suffer, but if there was a chance, she must take it.”

“I’m not God, and I can’t always offer chances. I’m not sure if this won’t be your last.”

“Says Momma: I got handed lemons, too, yknow but I learned how to make lemonade with them No one ever told me I had to add sugar but thats life for you. It aint sweet.”

“Says Momma: “I got handed lemons, too, y’know but I learned how to make lemonade with them… No one ever told me I had to add sugar but that’s life for you. It ain’t sweet.”

“It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.”

“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted.”

“When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted.”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”