“Live like you want to, not how anyone else wants you to.”

“I`m the second sexist person, one behind you.”

“Is it that I can have fun, or i know not what it is that`s fun?”

“Would anyone notice if I just... left”

“If the bro army and sky army broke into war, I would die from the chose to fight for.”

“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”

“Girls get screwed.Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things.The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feelcheap for doingexactly what they b...”

“Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.”