“Virgo is the smell of nature, but in a sexy way.”

“Successful long term relationships are all about power levels. A high power level male will attract and succeed with a high level power female.How do we define those power levels? We cant, they are...”

“Find someone you care enough about to help you control your drinking. Preferably yourself.”

“Human beings will be remembered as the race who tried to destroy everything they did not understand. People, animals, plants, even the giant ball they called home.”

“People need new things to excite them, new inventions, new ideas, new art, new drugs, if there are no new things, then they resort to war”

“Vanity does not pay the bills.”

“Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.”

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”

“After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.”

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”